7. You’re not peeing on your owner’s bed out of convenience...
6. You have a legitimate bow tie collection.
5. Plaid shirt + beard= you on a daily basis.
4. You are certified organic & vegan.
2. You cannot be seen without your "Warber Barkers."
1. Your owner looks like this.
If this sounds like you, don’t panic, embrace this obscure hipster phase in your life! Beg your owner to shop wagdrobe.com for the latest Hipster Hound inspired fashion! All the cool dogs are NOT doing it (reverse hipster psychology).